*Points to eye* "...And this is where they rebuilt my face the second time!"

Graduate school equals sodomy.

Or rather, deadlines. I am getting bent over by all this business and I don't even know for sure if I will get in anywhere. Or worse yet, I don't know if I will get in to somewhere I don't necessarily want to go...

I know, I know. If I applied there then I must want to go; Why would I apply to schools I don't want to go to, its a waste of money. HUGE waste of money. Well I want to go to any of the schools I applied to and although I say I am not picky, I think I actually am slightly choosey. Fuck it. Worry does not help.

I have successfully frightened a large portion of my classmates by constantly making inappropriate jokes about pedophiles and mustaches and theft. Apparently people don't realize when I am serious and when I am kidding; I don't mind that one bit. Speaking of which, I hung out with my old roommate John last night. We are like an relentless tag team of wit. We went by Forstall to pick up some of my supplies for the semester and he was lurkin' all over the place. But shit really got hot and heavy when we went to U China Buffet! Shit. I don't know about other people, but I Fucking LOVE Chinese buffets. Totally authentic all you can eat Chinese food. MMMMM Slam city. For real though, what could be better grounds for our conversation: Asians, All you can eat cold meats, Soft-fucking-serve Ice Cream, Obese Families talking about incestuous orgies? Money. I definitely got my ten dollars worth. Came back to my apartment and watched the roast of Flavor Flav from a few years ago. OH FUCK. Shit was on point. Snoop Dogg, Patton Oswald, Carrot Top, Ice T, Katt Williams (who is surprisingly hilarious). Needless to say my stomach hurts from convulsions. Oh and John gave me 4 gbs of gangster rap; unfortunately I have so little space on my hard drive that we weren't able to fit the entire library of Tupac*.

Right. So I was kicked off the torrent I have been using. Damn. It is back to radio rap for me. I had something to say and I forgot what it was...

Oh, go look at my site, I have added new work and changed some things around. Rainbows. That's right. There are Rainbows on my site. Gorgeous. http://www.yay-fredmitchell.com <-------- peep that, yo.



*I fucking love Tupac.

Anyways.
with love and squalor,
f.